Modern Love Aphorism No. 16

Drop the Shy Act

It's time to grab life between the thighs and say I WANT YOU. Leave the "massagers" and "marital aids" in 1960 where they belong. Forget the cheesy code words like "novelties" and "gifts" and get ready to rock some jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, mind-blowing, teeth-clenching, toe-curling SEXY.

That's our business. That's our passion. And we don't think it's anything to be shy about. Do you?